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29 February 2008 @ 12:26 am
Always brings the lulz  
Karen: Ah, Smitty, I'm having a little hubby trouble. How about cheering me up with one of your jokes?
Smitty: I'm afraid I'm not in much of a joking mood. You see, my wife died Christmas, and I just haven't been myself since.
Karen: [laughs hysterically] Ah, Smitty. You always know just what to say.

Karen: Ah, Smitty, I'm feeling a little down. A friend told me that she didn't think I'd be a good mother.
Smitty: Well, ah, my own mother was shot dead in front of me, by her boyfriend when I was twelve. And I've been haunted ever since wondering if I could have saved her.
Karen: (bursting into fits of laughter)... I am telling you, you have got to start writing these down!
mon_robotmon_robot on March 13th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
That latter quote is one of my ALL TIME KAREN FAVOURITES. She is FEROSH.
christieanna_darkholme on March 13th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
omg - you're stalking your stalker !! ;D